SCOUT & THE BULLIES OF BARKSVILLE
By
Davan
Chapter 1
Barksville is a town where ONLY dogs live.
No pet-owners live here—the dogs take
care of themselves. Now as far back as anyone can remember,
this Barksville place
has been run by the Golden Retrievers. Other dog breeds live here as well, but
remember, it’s the Golden Retrievers that run the show! The Golden Retrievers got
dibs on
pretty much everything in Barksville.
They got dibs on all the best tables at
The Biscuit Café. They got dibs on all the best public
water fountains. (The other
ones
only dribbled warm water.) And
they naturally got dibs on all the golden fire
hydrants in town. As you can tell, life in Barksville
wasn’t all that great and fair for
doggies—that is unless, of course, you were
shiny-coated Golden Retriever strutting
around with a snout up in the air!
Anyhow, if that all didn’t seem bad
enough, the one thing about Barksville that
really seemed more crummy than
anything else was how these Golden Retrievers
even had dibs on something called
the Giant Golden Biscuit.
No one knows exactly where this giant
biscuit came from. According to
legend,
however, it was supposed to be the biggest and most dog-drooling, tastiest
treat
imaginable! It could
probably feed a dog town like Barksville, and keep tails wagging
for a year,
(which is really seven years on a dog calendar).
Now in the middle of Barksville is a
four-story building where this Giant Golden
Biscuit is kept behind glass on the
top floor. This place is like a
museum, but the only
kind of art shown there, of course, is really for Golden
Retrievers. There’s all Golden
Retriever art,
like the Bone-alisa and portraits of Golden Retriever presidents. After
you press “4” with your paw, you
can ride the elevator with the automatic doors up
to the top floor where there
it is, there behind thick glass and guarded by spy
cameras everywhere—the
yummiest of yummy—The Golden Biscuit…
It was on a rainy Sunday afternoon when a
Black Lab by the name of Scout decided
to go to this museum because he was
bored. Well, after looking at all
the Golden
Retriever art on the second and third floors, he finally got his
chance to see for
himself what this legendary biscuit thing was all about.
The doors opened and he saw the biggest,
shiniest, most golden biscuit of them all,
and there was a sign under it that
read “DO NOT TOUCH.”
“I don’t get it,” he said to himself. And then he looked at a dog family of
Pomeranians all panting and standing next to him. “What good is looking at a biscuit
this amazing?” he said to
them. “Biscuits are for eating,
aren’t they?… Not looking
at!”
They all looked at him as if somebody had
rolled-up some newspapers, and then they quickly scampered away.
Scout was left there by himself, staring
into the glass, wondering why it was under the glass.
“Someday everyone will share this biscuit!”
said Scout.
Then he heard a mean Doberman
Pinscher growl, “HEY YOU! YOUR’E
NOT SUPPOSED TO GET THAT CLOSE TO THE BISCUIT! GIT!”
Scout bolted out of there.
Chapter 2
One breezy, summer afternoon, some of the
snobbiest Golden Retrievers strutted
into Spot’s Meat Shop Deli. Mac, Ally, and George were ordering
sausage and bacon
and ham from Spot when in walked a little Maltese,
panting. He began slurping a
bowl
of fresh water and ice cubes.
“Hey, Spot,” said George, “isn’t this deli
for Golden Retrievers only?”
“Ummm, yeah,” replied the owner. “I’m sorry little guy. You can’t stay.”
“Huh?!?! Um, I was just getting a sip …”
The three Golden Retrievers started all
barking at the Maltese.
“Stop flapping jowls!” growled Mac. “Spot’s is for GRs only!!”
The helpless little white dog lowered his
head and whimpered all the way out the
glass door. The gang chuckled.
On his way to the dog path, he bumped into
a furry, black unfamiliar face.
“Oh, so sorry,” he said to the Black
Lab. “My name is Tiny. I’m new here. Do you
know where I could get a cold bowl of water? I just got kicked outta that deli over
there.”
“Hello, my name is Scout. I’m not surprised you got kicked out of
Spot’s,” said the
Lab. “There are
some rules you’re gonna have to learn here if you wanna get along.”
Tiny tilted his head to one side.
“What’s that?”
“The GRs run everything here in
Barksville, and they don’t let any other breeds in
many of the best places.”
“WHY?!?!?” asked Tiny.
“Well, because they think they’re the best
– so don’t even try to talk them out of it
because they’ll beat you up like
they do to everybody who doesn’t go along with
them.”
“They sound like nothing but bullies. That ain’t so great!”
“Nope,” replied Scout, “but you know what
is great?”
“What?”
“Chasing your tail! C’mon! Try it!”
They both chased their own tails till they
fell to the ground laughing.
“Hey, Scout.”
“Yeah, Tiny?”
“I’ll be your guard if you’ll be mine,” he
barked bravely.
“That’s a great idea,” said Scout. “Thanks. I’m glad I made a friend.”
Chapter 3
The next
day, after sleeping in the bushes, Tiny saw Scout digging a hole. This is how he kept his nails
super-sharp! Now since Tiny really
had nowhere to rest, Scout
offered him a sofa at his house. Tiny replied with a happy yes, and he followed Scout
two blocks home. When they arrived at Scout’s house, he
followed Scout through the
doggie door, and then Scout showed Tiny where he
could sleep.
“You get my greatest couch, best seat in
the house!!”
“Thank you,” Tiny said. “Hey, Scout, what breed are you?”
“Black Lab. Blackish. What
are you?”
“Magnificent Maltese.”
“Cool.”
Life together at 12 Rottweiler Road was
fantastic! They talked about all
kinds of
stuff, especially what they were going to do about GRG (The Golden
Retriever Gang)
and all their bullying, but they really never got anywhere with
all their talks. That
was until
one day, Scout remembered something.
“Hey, Tiny, you ever hear about the Giant Golden
Biscuit?” asked Scout.
“No…” answered Tiny
“Well, let me fill you in on everything…”
Scout told Tiny everything about the
Giant Golden Biscuit in the museum, and how
the mean GRs would tell everyone in
town that the Biscuit was to be seen and never
eaten. He finally ran out of words to say.
“Hmm, that’s not fair!” howled Tiny, “that
is terrible!”
“Yeah, maybe one day we’ll get to do
something about it, eh?”
“Mmm. Yeah. Maybe.”
Chapter 4
Tiny wanted to surprise his friend Scout
with a present for letting him stay for so
long on his sofa.
“I know,” he said as he was walking along
the dog path, “a toy from Ally’s Toy
Store. Small toys are free on Tuesday!!”
Tiny poked his furry head into Ally’s Toy
Store and went inside. It
was full of toy
bones, squeaky toys, and balls. Suddenly, he saw that pack of Golden Retrievers.
This scared Tiny.
“Oh, no! GRG!” cried Tiny, “and it’s
that George dog from Spot’s deli!”
He was the roughest GR in town. Meaner than a hungry lion king.
“Hey!
Look who it is, gang.”
Their teeth were pointy daggers.
“What’s the
matter?” asked George, “You afraid or something?” Instantly, they nipped him and
then
ganged up on him in the corner.
“Here,” said Mac, “You want a toy?”
George and Mac pushed a shelf
of toys on Tiny. Poor helpless
Tiny squeezed out from
under a shelf.
When they were done laughing, they all
sprinted out of Ally’s store and left Tiny
shivering. He looked like he’d bungee jumped off the building without a
bungee
cord.
For the first time in Ally’s life, she
felt bad for the horrible, cruel things GRG did to
dogs. Ally picked up a small blue toy and
gave it to Tiny.
“Here’s your toy. Sorry.”
Tiny walked to Scout’s house with a long
blue fuzzy toy in his mouth. Tiny entered
the doggie door smiling weakly, and he put the funny toy on Scout’s bed. He went
back on his sofa like nothing
happened but was still shivering.
When Scout saw the
toy he was happy, until he saw Tiny so beat up.
“What happened Tiny!??!!?”
“Well, I walked into Ally’s to get you
something for letting me stay here, because you are so nice, and that’s when I
ran into the Golden Retrievers.”
“Poor thing… I’ll clean you up.” Scout brought back a wet cloth from the
bathroom. “Hey, little buddy,
thanks for the toy!” said Scout. “You
know, I’m getting
sick of the GRG.
We should fight back...”
“How? They run everything.”
“Remember what I told you about that
gigantic biscuit at the GR Museum?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, we’re gonna steal it.”
Chapter 5
The day after the bullying, Tiny and Scout
went to the GR Museum, and when it
came time for closing, they kept very, very
still.
“Tiny, if we pretend that we are statues,
no one will know we are real, so when the
Doberman security guys leave, we can
steal that enormous biscuit on the top floor…”
Scout whispered.
“Okay, but shouldn’t we be golden?” asked
Tiny.
Before Tiny finished another wag of his
tail, Scout looked around and pointed to a
sign that read, “NEW EXHIBIT! NOT READY, YET!!!” Above the sign was a statue of
something
GR behind glass covered by a golden drape. Scout got his claw out and
scraped round and round and round
until there was a circle hole. The
glass popped
out.
“Come on little buddy, jump in, grab that
blanket off the sculpture,” Scout told
Tiny. Tiny flopped in and pulled it out.
When no one was looking, Scout threw the
blanket up in the air and once it fell
over them, they pretended that they were
the new exhibit that wasn’t ready yet, Tiny
hiding underneath Scout.
Once
they saw the security guard dogs leave for the night and lock the door, the
blanket flew off and they zoomed to the elevator and pressed the “up” button,
their hearts pounding.
When the elevator opened, they scooted
inside and pressed “4.” Up-up-up. The
doors finally opened. At night, the room was very dark, but the glass case
lit up with
a very dark shade of gold.
“Wow!” said Tiny, “it’s beautiful.”
“Yeah… yummy too.”
“Yeah, I bet.”
“Now stay close to me, Tiny, so that the
security cameras don’t see you.
I’m black,”
whispered Scout, “so I blend in with the dark…”
They walked towards the Giant Golden
Biscuit.
“Okay,” said Tiny, “now how are we gonna
lower it outta here?”
“We’ll float it out.”
“Huh?”
Scout snuck over to a fire hose by the
exit door and pulled it back to Tiny.
“Okay, now take this fire hose, jump up on
my head, and drop the nozzle into the case.”
Scout put his paws up on the glass and once Tiny’s teeth crunched down
on nozzle,
he ran up Scout’s back with it. Once he was balanced atop of Scout’s big black head
, he
dropped it over the side of the glass.
Then he jumped off.
“Okay, now watch this, “said Scout,
returning to the wall. He used his
mouth to
turn the knob.
Up-up-up, the water rose. Up-up-up, the giant biscuit floated.
“Yipes!” said Tiny. “It’s almost at the top.”
“Okay, now go over to the exit door and
open it,” Scout told Tiny.
The Giant Golden Biscuit floated up, and
over the glass, and then in a waterfall it
went down in a swoosh and gently floated out the exit door.
“Wow!” said Tiny, “Hurry, let’s go and
follow it.”
They watched it splash down the fire
escape like a log streaming down a river.
DOWN it dropped until it hit
the street and smashed into a million tiny little pieces.
Tiny and Scout scurried down after it.
“Sorry,” Scout said. “That wasn’t supposed to exactly happen
that way, little
buddy...”
Chapter 6
Lights went on EVERYWHERE all over
Barksville.
“What do we do now!” asked Tiny.
“I don’t know… I think we’re in trouble, little buddy.”
Dogs of all colors all over town came out
to see what happened. The Golden
Retrievers came out, too. And of course, the Doberman Pinscher police arrived there,
as well.
Millions of golden biscuit chunks
everywhere for as far as anyone could see. The
GRs and the Dobermans looked up and down and a police
dog saw the exit door at
the top of the museum open with water still coming out
of it.
The sound of chomping was everywhere!
“Hey!” shouted Mac, “it’s the Giant Golden
Biscuit!”
“Ain’t so giant anymore,” said Spot.
“STOP!” yelled George in his most
ferocious voice. “YOU ARE EATING
THE GOLDEN
BISCUIT! STOP!”
Ally was there, too, and she sniffed and
nibbled a little piece.
“Umm, George?” she said after she
swallowed it. “This tastes
unbelievable.”
“And we definitely can’t put it back
together again…” added Mac.
George grumbled and growled and decided to take a
bite. Suddenly a dog smile
came
upon his face.
Dog smiles were everywhere!
“Wow!” shouted Tiny. “This town oughta be happy for years to
come!”
Scout slurped his jowls.
“Uh-huh! Which is reeeeaaaaalllllly long in dog years!”